"Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one'."

Sunday, January 2, 2011

[Things That Make Me Happy] Fave 30 Rock Quotes

The 2010 holiday season has me feeling a little drained.  My enthusiasm in the kitchen is underwhelming.  So instead of offering up a recipe today, I thought I'd offer you some witty banter from one of our very favorite shows.  30 Rock is on Thursdays nights on NBC.

"So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon?" -- Tracy
"I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to." -- Liz

"I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica."
-- Liz
"That man can wear a sweater." -- Jack

"Lemon, what happened? Did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleep walk here?" -- Jack

"Never go with a hippie to a second location." -- Jack

"Live every week like it’s Shark Week." -- Tracy

"What made you think I was gay?" -- Liz
"Your shoes." -- Jack
"Well, I’m straight." -- Liz
"Those shoes are definitely bi-curious." -- Jack

"Why are you wearing a tux?" -- Liz
"It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?" -- Jack

"You know what a great pilot would have done?  Not hit the birds.  That's what I do every day, not hit birds.  Where's my ticket to the Grammys?" -- Carroll, about Sully Sullenberger

"Where do you invest your money, Lemon?" -- Jack
"I've got like twelve grand in checking." -- Liz
"Are you an immigrant?" -- Jack

"We Donaghys believe that when there is something at all delicate to talk about it is best to suppress it...until it erupts into a fist fight at a church barbecue." -- Jack

"I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help." -- Jack
Doug is particularly good at crushing things in his mind vice.  He is SO very much like Jack Donaghy. 

"We are lovers." -- Jack 
"Uhh that word bums me out unless it's between the words meat and pizza." -- Liz

"What if women had a pay-per-view channel featuring handsome men patiently listening to them? What if they had porn ... for women?"
-- Jack

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